perchu:

eating in class when ur not supposed to

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indiepopsicle:

breelandwalker:

Book Quotes: - Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix
"Oh I can’t wait to see McGonagall inspected,” said Ron happily. “Umbridge won’t know what’s hit her.” 

McGonagall is the Queen of Sass. All Hail McGonagall.

DO YOU NEED A COUGH DROP, DOLORES?!

(Source: excepttheeyes, via wholockedkelly)

Timestamp: 1410428907

how is it the nicest people who have good kind nature and haven’t done one bad thing to a person get all the bollocks. 

they are ones that get broken stamped on and torn. 

Look at the sky. It’s not dark and black and without character. The black is in fact deep blue. And over there, lighter blue. And blowing through the blueness and the blackness, the wind swirling through the air and then, shining, burning, bursting through… the stars! Can you see how they roar their light? Everywhere we look, the complex magic of nature blazes before our eyes. 

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paintdoktahwho:

I SEE… CAMPY WRITING… AND LOW BUDGET CGI!!!

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Timestamp: 1410006406

my thoughts during school

  • me: why
  • me: i wonder when my teacher lost their virginity
  • me: what if a man with a gun walked in right now
  • me: whens lunch
  • me: the fuck is this
  • me: why are you here
  • me: can i kill all of you with one bullet
  • me: what if i locked all the girls in the locker room and made them fight to the death like the hunger games
  • me: what if i stood up on the desk and ripped off my pants
  • me: dont touch me i have more followers than you
  • me: ugh

shingeki-no-kou:

I wish boobs did the bra thing without having to wear the bra

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